This morning we’ve fought our way to the surface from beneath a mountain of end-of-term student papers to bring you a brief tour of local news reports. Line 6B construction activity has been pretty quiet recently owing first to frost-law restrictions and, more recently, to rain, rain, rain. (We hope you’re staying dry!) But other things are happening, among them negotiations with landowners along phase two (about which we hope to bring you more very soon). In the meantime, we’ll just call your attention to some recent local news reports, some of them rather revealing (and not in a good way):

First, up, some unfortunate news out of Howell Township. The Livingston Daily Press & Argus reported yesterday that Enbridge apparently breached water and sewer lines at the intersection of Burhkart Road and Grand River Avenue:

[Township Treasurer Jonathan] Hohenstein said the lines were likely breached sometime in March while Enbridge was boring underground to make room for new pipeline.

For now, the damaged portion of the sewer line has been abandoned and sewage is being hauled from a pump station to the treatment plant. The damaged portion of the water line has been plugged to halt leaking.

The article contains no statement from Enbridge on the damage, but it will be interesting to see how satisfactorily this situation is resolved. Generally, we don’t like to indulge in “I-told-you-sos,” but surely someone on the Howell Township Board of Trustees is wishing they would have enforced their pipeline ordinance months ago– an ordinance that, despite Enbridge’s and the Howell Township attorney’s claims, appears to be entirely enforceable and not pre-empted by federal law, at least according to a recent federal Circuit Court decision.

Moving westward, last week a group of demonstrators gathered outside the Enbride offices in Calhoun County to protest against tar sands oil– the stuff that spilled into the Kalamazoo River, the stuff that spilled into a suburban neighborhood in Arkansas earlier this month, the stuff that the proposed Keystone XL pipeline would transport. The stuff that will be flowing through our backyards. In response to the protests, Enbridge spokesman Jason Manshum offered this extraordinarily disingenuous comment:

“The term tar sands is a misnomer. That is a slang term. There is no tar, there’s never been tar in it,” Manshum said, “It is a normal crude oil it’s just a different type. so no it is not more environmentally damaging.”

It is true that “tar sands” is a colloquial term and it is true that there is no tar in diluted bitumen. But those facts are apropos of nothing. Nobody (that we’re aware of) is claiming, or has ever claimed, that the problem with dilbit is that there is tar in it. So Manshum appears to be responding to a phantom of his very own making. It’s part of a name game that Enbridge has been playing for a long time– as our friend Josh Mogerman at the NRDC explained about three years ago.

Even farther west, late last month the good people at The Hermitage retreat center in Three Rivers held their service of lament and hope. We couldn’t make it, but about 50 people attended. As people who know a thing or two about grieving lost trees, we were struck by one ritual in particular that the participants engaged in:

To embody their prayers of lament, the group moved meditatively toward the woods, pausing to pray at several locations. They tied strips of fabric to trees tagged for cutting. The strips came from a sliced painted mural portraying a young man grieving the loss of a cut tree. The group gathered in a circle to dance and sing their prayers of hope.

Headed back to the eastern part of the state, Bruce Township last week received a $38,000 dollar check from Enbridge as payment for 5 acres of new easement in the township. And evidently Supervisor Richard Cory– no, not that Richard Cory!— has learned from other township supervisors how to (misguidedly) shrug his shoulders in resignation:

Cory said a big company like Enbridge gained approval at the state level for the pipeline so the township can’t do much about it. However, he said Enbridge has given its word to work with landowners.

“When a pipeline cuts through residential streets and people’s septics and wells, it’s huge, it’s a big concern for those people,” he said.

Even further east, according to this morning’s Detroit Free Press, Enbridge made a presentation to the Macomb County Commissioners on the Line 6B project earlier this week. The Freep article is devoid of any detail whatsoever; it doesn’t say who was there from Enbridge. Nor does it say whether the Commissioners bothered to ask any questions. It does note, however, that “Some residents in the state and environmental groups have criticized Enbridge for its plans to leave the old pipeline.”

Somewhat more entertaining is the comically hapless version of the story produced by UPI (the same people who not long ago described the NWF’s Beth Wallace as a “global warming advocate”). Almost every single sentence in the short article is wrong or imprecise, contains some typographical error or otherwise demonstrates an embarrassing lack of even the most rudimentary understanding of the Line 6B project, the Marshall spill, and dilbit. Here are just three:

-Part of a pipeline in Michigan will be filled with inert gas to make way for the construction of a new section of the line that leaked in 2010, Enbridge said.

-The company will fill the old section with inert place and leave it in place as per federal safety regulations, the Detroit Free Press reports.

-Line 6B was carrying Canadian crude oil, a type that sinks in water and is more difficult to clean than conventional crude oil.

Thankfully, the UPI article makes the one published earlier this month in a local Macomb County paper seem almost less bad by comparison. And while we think it’s perfectly appropriate to take a national, 100-year old news outlet to task for shoddy work, it gives us no pleasure to pick on little guys like reporter Matthew Fahr. But, as the Brandon Citizen’s Susan Bromley has amply demonstrated, there is no reason why a local reporter can’t be clear, thorough, and effective. Unfortunately, Matthew Fahr also doesn’t seem to have a strong understanding of the basics of the project, which he reports ” is currently going through the regulatory approval process in Oakland, Macomb and St. Clair counties.” We confess that we’re not really sure what that means. Even worse, though, is this:

Enbridge will be replacing 285 miles of natural gas pipeline, referred to by the company as Line 6B, that spans from Griffith, Ind., to Port Huron. The pipe delivers natural gas across the state to cross the border for use in Ontario, Canada.

And not to nitpick, but in addition to correcting such basic factual errors, the teacher in us would also like to help Fahr correct some of his awkward verb constructions: the project, he writes, “will be affecting counties.” Enbridge, he says, “will be replacing” pipeline. And then there’s our favorite, which gave us a chuckle not for its use of the passive voice, but for its unique rendering of the name of a familiar Enbridge spokesman: “Jason Mansion, from the Enbridge Public Affairs group, explained all aspects of how the company will be handling the project both locally and statewide.”

Happy Earth Day week everybody!